Swami Ji ‘s Fact Files:

Surely you all guys & specially gals wanna to know about our macho man Swami ji. Here are few facts about Swami Ji, which all his fans are willing to know.

Swami's Name: Swami
People Know Swami as: R. S. (Rastrya Sevak)
Swami's Date of Birth: 12 (month & year, no one knows)
Swami's Educational Qualifications: Nursery, Prep, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th , 5th , 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, X, 11th, XII. Now pursuing technically B.E. in ....... (officially to 1 hi stream mein kar rahe hai par Swami Ji to Swami Ji hai so sabhi me apna kela daalenge).
Swami's Additional Qualifications: Fankology, sexology, bhekology & so many more logies for which pages & ink in the world are not sufficient to print them, even super-computers are not enough competent to count them.
Swami's Most Loved Sister: No comment plze, (Baaki bheno ko naraaz thode hi karma hai…) Swami's Favourite Song: O meri behna, is raakhi k bandhan ko nibhana…..
Swami's Favourite Singer: Vinod Kumar Rathore (after musical night in Swami Ji's College)
Swami's Music Love: Rock
Swami’s Takiya Klams: Chutiya & B____.
Swami's Favourite Hang-around Place: GT (Daily saam ko yahin milte hai, behno ko dekhe aur mile bina chain nahin milta Swami Ji ko…)
Swami is Passionate About: Pulsar (its not just a bike but its Pulsar)
Swami Loves Most: Own Pulsar (might not) & Speed (surely as confirmed by the speed in basketball court & also swami got an accident while driving with less than 40Km/Hr.)
Swami's Market Value: Less than Rs.35,000 (price of second hand pulsar, swami’s bike)

Some Special Facts About Swami Ji:

* Swami Ji Payaaz hamesha khana khane ke baad hi khaate hai aur khana khane se phele 4-5 plate payaaz aur achaar jarur mangwate hai.